Me irl. Age 24. Outdoors

Me irl. Age 24. Outdoors

7 Uninteresting Career Accomplishments

 

 

  1. I’ve only landed 4 posts to the reddit front page (generating millions of Youtube views).
  2. Some students and I set up and successfully ran one of the University of Ottawa's least popular international conferences of 2013. Ironically, it was also among the largest ever conferences put on for the department of Philosophy.
  3. I've lost track of how many several successful websites and social media communities I've created, so I'm pretty disorganized.
  4. I consistently create and run mediocre Amazon PPC campaigns averaging a low 10:1 ROI (that's $10 earned for every $1 spent)
  5. Played weekly in a tacky cover band during university. I've since given up my career in music and created a website for a music label instead.
  6. I've written my "About me" summary in the form of a Buzzfeed article.
  7. I've unstrategically hidden 2 grammatical errors for anyone who likes challenges, which, according to LinkedIn, should be all of you.